Voicemail

[aroughtempestiwillraise]

Oh, it's like a Sending! How fascinating.

Mr. Dekarios, now is not the time. You are meant to put in a message here.

Of course! Of course! Let me just see about what this button do--*BEEP*

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Wacky Phone Day!

[doesdoctorstuff]

Well, finally! Navaan knew he would come around eventually. If someone went too long without orgasming, their balls would explode.

"HA! I knew you wanted to fuck! Finally tired of celibacy are you? And wait, did you say you wanted to fuck on a grave? Yeah, I could be into it. Call me. And heyyyy if your schedule is open, guess what! So are my legs!"


[Second link is to an NSFW comic.]