Voicemail

[aroughtempestiwillraise]

Oh, it's like a Sending! How fascinating.

Mr. Dekarios, now is not the time. You are meant to put in a message here.

Of course! Of course! Let me just see about what this button do--*BEEP*

Comments

[doesdoctorstuff]

Yeah, so Navaan had class today, but she wasn't actually following any of the rules, just spinning the wheel and making phone calls. And sometimes not even bothering to spin the wheel.

"It says to text my s-slash-o something dirty, but I don't know what that is. My shoutout? I dunno. Anyway, I'm not texting shit because the letters are small when my fingers are this big and also I'm drunk but I do got some dirty talk for you."

And what followed was a three minute long message that was extremely frank and unapologetically filthy.

"So hit me up, whats-yer-name!"

wacky phone day!

[ifwebeworthy]

(From here!)

"...Donald Blake is absolutely not allowed to have sex with you."

Wacky Phone Day!

[doesdoctorstuff]

Well, finally! Navaan knew he would come around eventually. If someone went too long without orgasming, their balls would explode.

"HA! I knew you wanted to fuck! Finally tired of celibacy are you? And wait, did you say you wanted to fuck on a grave? Yeah, I could be into it. Call me. And heyyyy if your schedule is open, guess what! So are my legs!"


[Second link is to an NSFW comic.]

Phone Day!

[stykera]

[from here]

why are you bringing animals into this? and why would i be judging two consenting adults unless you meant that you thought that i thought you were judging me and i didn't but now i wonder if i should?